churlish • \CHUR-lish\ • adjective
1: of, resembling, or characteristic of a churl : vulgar
2: marked by a lack of civility or graciousness : surly
3: difficult to work with or deal with : intractable
toast curls and smokes in
the toaster – churlish action
prevents extraction
Hmmm… Is haiku allowed to rhyme??

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