Things to do on a plane

1. Watch films, if baby is quiet, feeding or asleep.
2. Play games on iPhone. Curse accelerometer every time you hit turbulence.
3. Sleep, taking care not to drop the baby.
4. Amuse yourself by using Pano app to take panoramic shots of the cabin.
5. Play Poke-the-Nose with baby.
6. Feed baby. Repeat.
7. Play about with electric seats.
8. Read books, e- or otherwise. Realize you no longer have an analytical brain as you just can’t see why the hell ‘The Metamorphosis’ is such a big deal. He turns into a cockroach, stays that way, and then dies. Point???
9. Look at the fluffy pink clouds outside the window. I have not been binging on the free wine; they really are pink!
10. Blog of course! (silly!)